The Sugar Factory, Las Vegas
Restaurant: The Sugar Factory
Location: Las Vegas – Harmon Corner (as of 2023, but this restaurant seems to get passed around Vegas more than the escort cards).
What it’s about: Over-the-top desserts and drinks with food thrown in because you need your blood sugar to level out somehow.
Who it’s for: People that look up the dessert menu of a restaurant to determine where they want to eat dinner, also for people who think cholesterol is just a number and what your doctor says is just a suggestion.
Drinks: The Goblets (of Regret) are the main things here, with a bunch of different flavors and mixes created by everyone's favorite 2010 celebrities like Kevin Hart, Generic Kardashian, and the Champagne Papi Himself (Drake). These Goblets will definitely get you to 0 to 100 real quick but too much and you'll end your night on Marvin's Room floor and wake up in the morning starting from the bottom… and probably staying there.
Highlights: Spiked S'mores Milkshake! Great presentation, decadent, and has a little kick of alcohol to cut through some of the sweetness. (This counts as a drink, IDGAF)
Ights: Watermelon Patch Goblet. Good enough to get you 🎶Watermelon Sugar🎶 drunk, shareable, Watermelon flavor was refreshing, price not so much.
Lowlights: The hangover after.
Food: The food here is basically the sidekick to the main star, which is Dessert; it's the Robin to Batman, the Sonny Bono to Cher, the Sonny Bono to Tree. Some dishes do stand on their own and pop with good flavors. Most dishes tend to be on the heavy side, though, which leaves options limited if you want to go hard on dessert but still have a light meal before.
Highlights: Grilled Ham and Four cheese Sandwich. I'm not sure what kind of Ham they use (Black Forest or Jon), but this dipped in the side of Marinara sauce really helps cut through some of the richness and fat, and it adds an element of flavor that keeps it from becoming boring.
Ights: Firecracker Shrimp Stir Fry. The flavor of shrimp had a nice bite to it, but it needed more shrimp and less of whatever the fuck the pound of crunchy stuff they put on top was! …
I'm being told it was crispy wontons.
Lowlights: French Onion soup. Lacking flavor, The cheesy bread on top was cheesy, so there's that …
Dessert: It's the moment you've all been waiting for, the reason you would even want to come to a place called "The Sugar Factory" unless you mistook the name for a strip club, in which case you're probably disappointed.
Anyways…
Mostly everything here is presented as over-the-top and decadent. I have a major sweet tooth so take what I say about desserts with a grain of sugar.
Highlights: All of the Monster Milk Shakes. Just order them; you won't be disappointed! (Unless you hate fun and life.) Banana Fosters Crepe, S'mores Nutella Crepe (adding fruit to this would definitely be a plus, hell you can even be like Harry Styles and tell them you want 🎶Strawwwwberries🎶 with it, ....ok I'll stop now.)
Ights: Iced Coffees, the presentation of the drinks look great, and the waffles on top are delicious, but the coffee itself is basic. The Nutella one is just a cold brew with Nutella sitting in the cup, not even mixed in. It's like when you were a child, and you asked your mom for chocolate milk, so she just poured milk into a glass and squirted chocolate sauce into it but didn't bother mixing it, so all you had was Milk with chocolate sauce… and then she proceeded to yell at your father that you're all out of milk now, and he needs to get his ass to the store and get some more! So he does, but then he never comes back…
Ya, it's like that.
Lowlights: None. It’s sweets. Just like a blowjob, as long as it doesn't hurt, it will be enjoyable.
Overall I give The Sugar Factory 4 out of 5 whatever the fucks.